a personal ad written by a shoe
desperately seeking other half:
we would make quite a pair, you and I. i want to put my laces in your eye. do you believe in sole mates? i like long walks. i want to french kiss you with my tongue. i especially like vamps. my last lover was a total heel, so i kicked him to the curb. i’m more casual than dressy, but i hate loafers. if you have a brogue, i’ll wear a thong.
